Sex toy review site includes section on toys for men

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LoveHoney launched a sex toy review site, Orgasm Army, last year as a central place to rate and review various toys (and read others’ reviews to help guide your purchases). The men’s toys section has everything from heels to rings, sleeves and… well, you’ll see.

I’m not too keen on the army metaphor, but I do enjoy how people write their reviews. Some seem to think they’re in Penthouse Letters.

Example:

“This sleek black plug comes with a pump, so once inside you can make yourself, ahem, ‘comfortable’ by pumping it until you feel full. The best part of the ‘hole’ experience is the amount of sperm one ejaculates.” , in relation to How Little He Cums Without It The first time my lover and I tried this we weren’t sure, however, once my love had my hardened rod in her mouth, she noticed how fuller and more excited I was than. it usual 4 squirting orgasms before covering her with more cum than I thought possible, the feeling on my ass was amazing Every contact sent balls flying and shivers down my butt and down my spine! I recommend a plug to anyone! .. ENJOY!”

“Hardened rod”? “Squirt-soaked orgasms”?

On the other hand, when I review sex toys, I have fun with my prose, so I don’t see why other people wouldn’t do the same.

Anyway, it’s an interesting collection of products and reviews.